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3 Awkward Raps

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Its monsoon season bitch uh monsoon season tryna find a reason for this treason kick you off the boat to the streets then fend for yourself lifeboat's no help you're going to hell never seen rains like these oh geez shits like up to my knees shoulda gone back to the docks shoulda packed another pair a socks should just circled the block fuck high tide red flags think its time I packed a bag I zig and zag I weave and spin I tack my sails up to the wind the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming the clouds are coming I'm off the boat I cannot float I wish I brought somethin that floats this big lagoon that big monsoon wish I never fell off the fuckin pontoon I'm off the boat I cannot float I wish I brought somethin that floats I got marooned in this big monsoon wish I never fell off the fuckin pontoon another one gone too soon, looks like i'm doomed (looks like I'm doomed) ha, ha shoulda stayed in my room do I sink or swim do I dive right in? do I call for help do I confess my sins? I'm feelin weighed down by whats deep within life jacket full of bricks and gin waterwings help me now I'ma fuckin drown laughin stock of the whole fuckin town my makeshift raft is pretty shitty these choppy waters are feelin shifty wish I wasn't so goddamn thrifty and bought me a bought that could lift me the clouds are coming I'm off the boat I cannot float I wish I brought somethin that floats I got marooned in this big monsoon wish I never fell off the fuckin pontoon another one gone too soon, looks like i'm doomed (looks like I'm doomed) ha, ha shoulda stayed in my room I'm up the creek without a paddle honestly I thought it would be more shallow looks like I'm on my way to the gallows floatie is always mostly flat bro and that blows I'm off the boat I cannot float I wish I brought somethin that floats I got marooned in this big monsoon wish I never fell off the fuckin pontoon
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FINALBOSS 02:14
I like your tactics get your ass kicked roll up with the samurai sword I like your tactics I'm the finalboss at last our paths have crossed i'm feelin rather cross your last class had ya grabbin moss I think I need to pause for you to catch your breath I'm too far ahead need a little breather? Maybe go to bed I've been known to get stuck in a dungeon so please forgive me if I come across curmudgeon doing what I can to avoid your company luncheon bitch I ain't budgin, I can't balance your budget you know you gotta set you blaster to stun, shit set your blaster to stun, set your blaster to stun set your blaster to stun, your blaster's off son set your blaster to stun, set your blaster to stun set your blaster to stun, your blaster's off son set your blaster to stun, set your blaster to stun set your blaster to stun, your blaster's off son set your blaster to stun, set your blaster to stun set your blaster to stun, your blaster's off son how dare you approach my lair so woefully unprepared cool magic sword I'm so scared my blaster's faster than any and all mall ninja moves you've prepared, moves you've prepared your stance ain't even right called my mom and asked how do I fight? she said, she said "yo, (unintelligible)" true final boss shit I like your tactics get your ass kicked roll up with the samurai sword I like your tactics
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Sticks 03:05
grab the joysticks, yeah, play the game all day bitch grab the drumsticks, yeah, play the drums all day bitch I heard you like percussion playin drums late at night no fear here of repercussions big snare drum needs bustin well, playing solo's better than nothing hit my head on the top of the drum don't rub it too hard with your thumb can you feel the bass drum as my brain gets lost in the hum ummmm drop the sticks and hit that kick, hit that kick, hit that kick drop the sticks and hit that kick, hit that kick, hit that kick on a rhythm I have learned to perfect with the upstairs neighbor goin yo what the heck is that drumstick in your pocket could you stop it nah, can we change the subject? grab the drumsticks, yeah, play the drums all day bitch grab the joysticks, yeah, play the game all day bitch I bet you never made it to plat runnin round grabbin loot gettin shot in the back I'm blamin all my losses on loot and lag I just cracked the path (I just cracked the path) I swear to god hes one shot stick the res he's hiding in that one spot motherfucker cheatin usin aimbots yep, I'm screamin at the tv a lot I'm sittin at a hundred ping, fuck everything, fuck everything I'm sittin at a hundred ping, fuck everything, fuck everything obviously got two hobbies playin on my drums and apex lobbies gettin pings from work I'll respond to promptly, probly
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REVIEW:https://musicshelfwithmustard.com/2022/07/22/ep-review-3-awkward-raps-by-3-am/

3 awkward raps is a companion project to our 2022 LP "Life's Hard" This is an EP with three raps (and instrumentals) that we made while recording LH. Its nerdcore, jokey, and backpack ala Aesop Rock, Lil Dickey, MF DOOM. Rap has been a huge part of our creative process and inspiration, and we like making beats. This companion project started on accident. We record drums in Craig's basement, and at a certain point we have to stop due to not pissing off the neighbors. One night during one of our first sessions for Life's Hard, we were doing some edits on the day's work and I pulled up a beat for shits and giggles. We started just making shit up, freestyling into the overhead drum mic so we didn't disturb any mic positioning for the next day. It was spontaneous with no plan, no vision, and because of that no filter. We kept making up lines and let the song shape itself, having not only a blast but laughing our asses off at 3 in the morning slap happy. Since then, every recording session we come prepared with a beat. Each song on 3 awkward raps was made in a single night, nothing premeditated besides the track. shit is really goofy but so much fun to make. 3AM emo-folk-rap.

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released August 6, 2022

lyrics and vocals: Craig and Hunter
beats and production: Hunter

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emo-folk pop-punk from Grand Rapids

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